Even bad help... is hard to come by these days.

A white cat?

Standing on poor Wolfram's back.

You have three cats.

I have thirteen cats.

We have a white cat.

All cats are grey in the dark.

At night all cats are grey.

She has two cats. One is black, and the other is white.

She's got two cats. One's white and the other is black.

Cat!

Cat.

The owls fly by, watching you with their yellow eyes.

Puss, puss.

It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white as long as it catches mice.

Be it black or white, a cat that catches mice is a good cat!

Whether it's white or black, a cat that chases mice is a good cat.

Owl. Owl.

A dog runs after a cat, and the cat after a mouse.

Our cat had kittens, and they're all over.

And he said, Doesn't matter if a cat is white or black, as long as it catches mice.

Cat and mouse! Cat and mouse!

It's going to be pornography, Sex and the City, or maybe watching funny videos of cats.

And it was like playing atomic hide and seek.

This is a serval cat.

We have a cat. We are all fond of it.

I can hear your next line.

Cat

We have a cat. We are all fond of it.

I'm not gonna sit here another 14 hours and play hideandseek with her.

I'm going to show you how to play hideandseek in the big city.

Why do some cats bow?

The cat meows.

Cat

Cat's Eyes

What a drunkard! OK...

Hi, cat.

Cat!

Kitten.

Cat.

If you stop a cat from playing which you can do, and we've all seen how cats bat around stuff they're just as good predators as they would be if they hadn't played.

I thought they might be playing King of the Hill, but I was wrong.

My cat gave birth to four kittens, purring all the time.

And she turned to him and said, Is that our cat?

I'm a cat.