This story is based on actual events.

Though one never writes the book one wants.

A woman has written a book?

From a stranger.

And the reason it is there is to make sure you, the entity filling out the form, are actually a human and not some sort of computer program that was written to submit the form millions and millions of times.

Have you finished with the cards? Yes, the capital letters came off well.

I'd like to punch the fella in the nose that's writing that stuff.

Is that a lie ? No, I wrote the letter.

Lovely writing. Lovely.

This is one of the classes getting way too excited about writing.

That would be a mistake. They know the stuff I write.

And the other one wrote, Glorious opportunity.

And we started writing letters to everybody.

Here on the right hand side in the middle you see this one guy writing, 0.01!!! Really?

On the paper, in a woman's handwriting, the words, Good luck .

This is from some guy named Ted.

Please write down and give to me your personal address.

Wasn't it you who wrote this?

Abbreviation PRE, participant reconciliation exceptions.

Okay, Sullivan, I'll write you a note and give you an apple for him.

Clive's quite a guy, even if he does write books.

I write these stinking license, which I do.

I'm like, I don't want to write this anymore, and I slowly and slowly And I did tell personal stories from time to then.

So I came up with lists. Everyone can write lists.

Why didn't anybody write me about it?

He's written an awful lot of television stuff, but quel rat.

Posters in the streets of Beirut carry one word, in two languages the truth, al haqiqa.

A true vision of paradise itself with two of the angels right there frisking around with my boy?

These are the guys who wrote the first PC virus.

You did not read any Scripture before this, nor wrote one with your right hand, or else these dissemblers would have found a cause to doubt it.

And you (O dear Prophet Mohammed peace and blessings be upon him) were not reading any Book before it, nor writing with your right hand if it were, the people of falsehood would surely have doubted.

Not before this didst thou recite any Book, or inscribe it with thy right hand, for then those who follow falsehood would have doubted.

And thou hast not been reciting any book before it, nor hast thou been writing it With thine right hand, for then might the followers of falsehood have doubted.

Neither did you (O Muhammad SAW) read any book before it (this Quran), nor did you write any book (whatsoever) with your right hand. In that case, indeed, the followers of falsehood might have doubted.

You did not read any scripture before this, nor did you write it down with your right hand otherwise the falsifiers would have doubted.

(O Prophet), you did not recite any Book before, nor did you write it down with your hand for then the votaries of falsehood would have had a cause for doubt.

And thou (O Muhammad) wast not a reader of any scripture before it, nor didst thou write it with thy right hand, for then might those have doubted, who follow falsehood.

You did not use to recite any scripture before it, nor did you write it with your right hand, for then the impugners would have been skeptical.

Never before did you recited any Book, or inscribe it with your right hand. If you had done so, those who follow falsehood would have doubted.

And you did not recite before it any scripture, nor did you inscribe one with your right hand. Otherwise the falsifiers would have had cause for doubt.

You were not able to read or write before the Quran was revealed to you otherwise, the followers of falsehood would have tried to confuse the matter.

And you did not recite before it any book, nor did you transcribe one with your right hand, for then could those who say untrue things have doubted.

You were not able to read any book before this, nor did you write one down with your hand. If you had done so, the followers of falsehood would have had cause to doubt it.

And thou wast not (able) to recite a Book before this (Book came), nor art thou (able) to transcribe it with thy right hand In that case, indeed, would the talkers of vanities have doubted.

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