Or were you lying all along?

Have I ever lied to you?

Haven't you realised that we're duping them?

It was you in the corridor. Don't lie.

Could I purposely deceive you?

You wouldn't listen to me, remember?

You're hustling me. You've never stopped hustling me.

Is Edgar your real name? Now, don't crowd me, lady!

We got some bucks to make around here. Go ahead and marry her, but hurry it up.

You've been deceived, right?

Do i try to deceive people?

Against will, do you still want to beguile me?

Mata Hari! You are a liar.

Who are you putting on here? You been drinking?

Do I look like a pushover to you?

Of course.

They crossed you, didn't they?

Do you have to cheat at everything?

What were you going to do? Gold dig that guy for a meal?

Look, you're just cheating yourself. Don't you understand?

No, I've never hustled you, even when I thought I was, you know it.

You were lying all the time!

You're lying to me.

What's the idea, trying to bluff me? My dear sir

You don't think that'll fool him do ya?

Don't you lie to me, don't lie!

Are you calling me a liar again?

So, what about the divorce, was that a lie too?

I don't wanna kid myself or you.

You know, you don't look like a phoney, Roger.

Of all the liars, you're the biggest I've ever known.

You were only fooling about there not being a next time, weren't you?

You'd cheat a poor orphan?

Great Sage, the Jade Emperor grants you to look after the Peach Garden.

You'll make a fool of yourself. I'll take that chance.

You think I'm a kid, and you're lyin' to me! I'm your father.

You know something, I'll tell you the truth.

Everything you've said to me have been lies. Hello.

He's led you up the garden path, I'm afraid.

I lied to you. I let you think the queen is dead.

You fooled me.

You're lying.

I didn't intend to make you angry. My only wish is to please you.

We're not kidding ourselves anymore, are we?

What's the racket?