I'll beat you up!

You wanna get beat? You have any idea how much Yoon loved you?

Tom knocked him down.

Don't do that again.

Somebody was hitting somebody else with brass knuckles.

The victim had been beaten up and left for dead.

It's what made you smack your baby brother, stamp on a cockroach, scratch your mother.

The day before, her husband beat her up because she was not home in time to prepare dinner for him.

It's the feeling that wells up from deep inside, when your husband comes home drunk and you wanna tan his hide.

We can run the score up against anybody, and then get our asses kicked in the second half what they call fourth generation warfare.

And if they try to fight us in the traditional, straight up manner we're going to kick their ass, which is why people don't try to do that any more.

The theory of anti access, area denial asymmetrical strategies gobbledygook that we sell to Congress, because if we just told them we can kick anybody's asses they wouldn't buy us all the stuff we want.

Bill Hicks and if you don't know his work, you should really Google him Hicks had a routine about getting into one of those childhood bragging contests on the playground, where finally the other kid says to him, Huh? Well my dad can beat up your dad, to which Hicks replies, Really? How soon?

So it seems only right that he died with summary violence. After being hunted down in a dirty drainpipe, he was displayed like a bloody trophy before being battered and shot by a lynch mob.

Now, suppose that same crank attempted to treat passersby as if they were his serfs. In that case, he would risk getting a beating, though perhaps a few beggars would indulge his fantasies in the hope of duping him out of his money.