Khaki shorts with cargo pockets do not make you an adventurer.

You might enjoy the awkwardly tight, cut off pajama bottoms with balloons.

So I went and bought khaki shorts or whatever, and unfortunately, their branding was all about Keep It Simple.

Standing in the middle of the shop floor, she took a pair of knickers from the display, stripped off her own tights and pants and put them on.

I sent him to the store, which was my first mistake, and he went to buy underwear, and he bought the grippers, and he's supposed to buy the boxers.

She's wearing tights.

Those are my trousers.

Yeah, but you know what? You stuff that down your shorts, when you go into a football game you can get booze in for free, everybody bought them.

I mean, they weren't really jeans, they were more kind of, like, leggings, but, like, I guess they're actually kind of more like jeggings, like, but I think and you're just like, Oh my God.

I bought two pairs of trousers.

I want to buy a few pairs of trousers.

Some women are kept in military camps wearing nothing but panties, and are completely at the disposal of the soldiers, who rape them every day for months.

I ripped my pants.

A woman told me there, her mother used to tell her, Don't wear panties, dear, underneath your pajamas.

The answer is boxers.

Because I have to exchange your father's underwear.

And why? What is wrong with his underwear?

See, look, don't touch my designer jeans.

I see you don't have designer jeans.

Eliminate the red trousers? he cried.

These pants fit me well.

Little picks on the legs, where she does her needlepoint, and leaves little loops.

And I went down into my cabin and I put on my swimming costume.

Whose pants are these? They are Ken's.

And as you'll see now, I'm not wearing pants.

A total of seven guys enter anonymously in their underwear.

This is a pair of underpants from from Tibet.

I don't need anything... just a new pair of pants.

'Everyone was staring as she took the knickers off again and obviously didn't like them because she put them back on the shelf.'

I thought, damn, those are going to be some big pants!

But then again, nobody has complimented me on the jeans I'm wearing.

Why do we have to take pop's underwear back now?

No. I gave it up with pantyhose they're both too binding.

This is the only trouser and shirt remind me of this.

Insisting that men continue to wear the trousers when it comes to religion might be traditional, but, as the pantalon rouge debacle illustrates, it may not be worth the price.

Our billboards celebrate naked children in underwear.

Here he is. One little guy, black jeans and stuff, on a totally empty stage.

They would walk around. They would play with their skirts and pants.

But my avatar is a guy wearing chaps.

See, I'm one of the beautiful people. See my jeans?

I read it on the Intersnet. You cannot have children.

And he wasn't wearing sweatpants, he was wearing a pinstriped suit.

And I look at something like this, and honestly, you know, why would someone design underpants with a pocket, right?

And we'll act as if it's just an unfortunate mistake we've made, forgetting our pants on this cold January day.

And her reaction inspired me to do a second annual No Pants Subway Ride.