Joke? Snapper?

A real snapper!

Alligator?

Black alligator.

? Out went the lady with the alligator purse? With the alligator purse.

See you later alligator.

Well, do you know where it is, Mrs. Snapper?

And the alligator has some very sophisticated senses.

Call for the lady with the alligator purse.

Plenty of water and plenty of fishing bridges and snapper boats and tarpon rolling.

In came the lady with the alligator purse

The old brain is still there. You still have that alligator brain.

Even his wife's... That alligator handbag his wife had on the bedpost.

Across between an alligator and an ostrich. We call her Betsy after the Empress.

Well I'll argue a non intelligent brain, we got hold of an old brain, and we're going to say it's like a non mammal, like a reptile, so I'll say, an alligator we have an alligator.

But we don't consider the alligator very intelligent, not like in a human sort of way.

Now, Mr. Alligator never did come, but the idea of Mr. Alligator coming actually saved my sanity and made it OK for me to keep going because I believed, in the distance, there would be someone coming to rescue me.

And I would go and pack a little bag and I would wait for Mr. Alligator to come.

And it hit me in that moment that it had taken 47 years, but that Mr. Alligator had finally shown up.

Would you be a darling and look under the bed and see if you can find a pair of alligator shoes?

For example, they hoped that certain species of fish like the New Zealand snapper would return because they had been fished to the brink of commercial extinction.

I don't think he'd have given it to me if I had hair like excelsior... and little short legs like an alligator.

For example, you know, in New Orleans we have Cajun Chinese food, where they serve Sichuan alligator and sweet and sour crawfish, right?

And I actually made up a little character whose name was Mr. Alligator, and I would call him up when things got really bad, and I would say it was time to come and pick me up.

Dutch politician Geert Wilders, whose Freedom Party is informally part of the governing coalition, did them one better by being charged with incitement to anti Muslim hatred. In the US, alligator filled moats and electrified border fences have featured in the current presidential campaign.