Yeah, but you know what? You stuff that down your shorts, when you go into a football game you can get booze in for free, everybody bought them.

Shaking off his addiction to booze speaks extremely well of Bush, his strength of character and the support of his wife and family. To turn your back on an addiction is never easy.

And then they'll get stupid drunk and smash cake in each others' faces and do the Macarena, and we'll be there showering them with towels and toasters and drinking their free booze and throwing birdseed at them every single time even though we know, statistically, half of them will be divorced within a decade.