Are you fed up of desserts?

Kick someone, lose desserts for a month.

There were fewer meals with home cooked breads, desserts and soups, because all of them could be bought at any store.

And in cheesecake and all kinds of desserts, like chocolate mousse, tiramisu, vanilla pudding, everything that's cooled in the supermarket, there's gelatin to make it look good.

And also, some Rachmaninov piano concertos as main dishes, and some Bjork or Madonna desserts, that would be a very exciting restaurant where you can actually eat songs.

Of course, none of these groups would mind watching Erdoğan go down in flames so all of them would want something in return for joining such a coalition. Those concessions would be the necessary price for Erdoğan to pay and just desserts for leading Turkey into its present mess.