I invented the Placebo Camera.

I wonder who invented it.

I invented Lifesaver bottle because I got angry.

Okay, outstanding. So I invented that.

Henry Ford once said, I invented nothing new.

I invented a plasma antenna, to shift gears.

I wasn't sure where to go with this. I invented Cheeto paint.

Or say they (again) He hath invented it? Say If I have invented it, upon me be my crimes, but I am innocent of (all) that ye commit.

Or say they (again) He hath invented it? Say If I have invented it, upon me be my crimes, but I am innocent of (all) that ye commit.

I had invented DryBath, the world's first bath substituting lotion.

So what I did was I invented a hundred artists from around the world.

Last but not least, Bill Gates, I know you invented Windows.

If they say, He has invented it himself, say to them, If I have indeed invented this myself, then may I be punished for my sin I am innocent of the crimes that you commit.

If they say, He has invented it himself, say to them, If I have indeed invented this myself, then may I be punished for my sin I am innocent of the crimes that you commit.

DH A type of juggling I actually invented, right after I saw another juggler do it.

Or do they say about Prophet Muhammad , He invented it ? Say, If I have invented it, then upon me is the consequence of my crime but I am innocent of what crimes you commit.

Or do they say about Prophet Muhammad , He invented it ? Say, If I have invented it, then upon me is the consequence of my crime but I am innocent of what crimes you commit.

And they they're invented around the same time. I think beer came first.

Oh, well, your earrings, I don't suppose you invented the idea of earrings.

Now, before sliced bread was invented in the 1910s I wonder what they said?

I wonder whether you invented that idea for yourself, or copied it from someone else?

Who invented karaoke?

Who invented glasses?

Who invented that?

I invented a device called the MarrowMiner, a much less invasive way for harvesting bone marrow.

I have this little slogan that I use a lot, which is virtually nothing and I mean this honestly has been invented yet.

So I like to invent things too, and I think I'll close out my set with something I invented a good while back.

Jews invented foie gras.

Okay? Somebody invented it.

Who invented the telephone?

Who invented the telephone?

CA Preston, from your point of view, I mean, you invented this like 20 years ago, right?

To begin with, artificial landscapes, which I invented sort of, are used in cinema all the time.

And they invented, what? Gavage.

Vitamins had not been invented.

The cornflake hadn't been invented.

BF He invented the pencil.

It was invented by Confucius.

Edison invented the electric lamp.

Edison invented many useful things.

Paper was invented in China.

He rewired it. He invented it.

It wasn't invented until the 1970s.

And it's why it was invented.

Christ, the Chinese even invented golf.