He seldom, if ever, comes.

He seldom, if ever, goes to church.

If you ever need one, just carry one of these.

The next poem is If No One Ever Marries Me.

If you've ever overbeaten your whipped cream, it's actually buttermilk.

If you ever watch a sprinter, the ball of their foot is the only thing that ever hits the track.

If the stick were ever found, all humankind would be happy.

And Haiti, if you've ever been there, is just a tragedy.

Please let me know if you're ever in New York City.

And that rarely, if ever, caused anything like the Scientific Revolution.

If you're ever lost and alone in the woods, hug a tree

And there's actually some instructions that you only use once, if ever.

Ask if anyone in this room have ever seen real diamond before?

If they stayed in, there was no way I would ever sing again.

And I don't know if words will ever quite do that moment justice.

If you ever come back to me, I'll never treat you badly again.

If We had wished to find a pastime, We could have found it in Our presence if We ever did.

If We had wished to find a pastime, We could have found it in Our presence if We ever did.

If you ever go bar hopping, who do you want to take with you?

But if you ever meet one, engage them, encourage them, and offer them hope.

But if there's dark energy, and the dark energy does not go away, the universe is just going to keep expanding forever and ever and ever.

So if you ever, ever get an opportunity to take a dive in a submersible, say yes a thousand times, yes and please turn out the lights.

And if you've ever been on a camel, it is a very, very uncomfortable ride.

Second thing is, if God ever asks you a question, He already knows the answer.

He says that, If at first you don't succeed, hide all evidence you ever tried.

He said, If ever my soul were in an act, it is in this act.

This is what I would tell you to remember if you ever forget this again.

If you ever think, Ah, I want to end it all, don't end it all.

Or more to the point, how do you know if a program will ever stop?

God knows, if we ever needed that capacity in human history, we need it now.

And if you've ever had a mammogram if you're old enough to have had a mammogram you know what comes next pain.

If I ever get out of here, there will always be a mark by my name.

The scientific embargo if ever has been to submitted to Nature, hopefully, it will be accepted.

If I ever get out of here, there will always be a mark by my name.

Have you ever tried to see that if you have Vaseline in front of your eyes?

If Europeans merely invoke the lofty mantra of an ever closer union, their institutions will atrophy.

If we ever came in contact with an alien race, how would we communicate with it?

Our Lord! Bring us out of this. If we ever returned, we would truly be evil.

Our Lord! Bring us out of this. If we ever returned, we would truly be evil.

It's kind of exciting to think about what might be accomplished if something like this ever existed.

And if my mother ever questioned him, he beat her, abused her, and really it was difficult.

If you know of photographers, the joke is it's the finest form of delayed adolescence ever invented.

So if you ever feel like you don't have this aging thing quite pegged, don't kick yourself.

Allah exhorteth you lest ye may ever revert to the like thereof, if ye are believers indeed.

Allah exhorteth you lest ye may ever revert to the like thereof, if ye are believers indeed.