Yes? Raise your hand if you got that. Yes?

And if you would, you've got a great job.

If you add Democrats, you add Republicans, you've got the American people.

If you think you've got an estimate for how many digits, right we've already got one competitor here.

If you've got two of something, you add two more, you get four.

But if you got attacked, that was something you could do something about.

If you want to stay alive you've got to have backups.

Probably easier if you got a Rottie much easier to train.

You can only come to China if you ve got a visa.

And if you can't find one you've got to make one up.

And even if you got as perfect as you could and as bulletproof as you could possibly muster when you got in there, that's not what we want to see.

If you use Apple's Keynote, it's got an even better version in Keynote.

If you've got malaria, we give you quinine or some derivative of it.

And if you put creation and optimism together, you've got two choices that you can talk about.

So if we put you in the category of you've got syphilis, we can give you penicillin.

If you want to succeed you've got to be okay to just lose control.

So if you want to change a person, you've got to change the situation.

I've got that stuff up on YouTube if you want to look at it.

What has he got? If not iPhone, then he's got squat.

So you know, if you were writing this, you'd say, No, we've got to write the script differently.

And if you've got any ideas then feel free, you can post them to Twitter.

If you don't get an opening shock, you don't get a parachute you've got a whole new problem set.

But fortunately, if you can do this fusion reaction, you've got a neutron, so you can make that happen.

And I'm talking about if you've got a baby now, or if you've got a 10 year old now.

And of course, if you were on Preity Zinta's team as you will see on the clip that follows if you did well, you got a hug from Preity Zinta.

If you've got it as a factorial, you've got to expand the factorials.

If you just plot how much fuel we've got left, in units of present world consumption.

If you want something to be done right, sometimes you've just got to do it yourself.

You've got a disincentive to conserve, because if you don't use your water right, you risk losing your water right.

And she said, Well, if you got me a Jeep, I could get around a lot faster.

Now, if you think about how our world got so accelerated, the usual suspects rear their heads.

I got to look. You got to look.

If you don't know it, it's the wrinkly thing on the top of your head that, it's got wrinkly because it got shoved in there and doesn't fit.

You know, if you haven't got an argument that's that strong, then just don't waste my time, is what I say.

And if you can make yourself symmetrical, you're sending out a sign that you've got good genes, you've got a good upbringing and therefore you'll make a good mate.

Going back to, you know, OSHA and PETA and the Humane Society what if OSHA got it wrong?

If you want to change the situation, you've got to know where the power is, in the system.

And I got to tell you, if you haven't heard high definition surround, go down to your audio dealer, your audiophile dealer.

Now if you had, just 10 years ago, if you had gone to an economist, anywhere, and said, Hey, I've got these two different models for creating an encyclopedia.

And guess what, if it all fails, if you can find a car that's still got a live battery and you stick it in, it will still work. Then you can customize it.

If she did, she would have got bitten.

Now, I don't know if any of you get U.S. News and World Report I got the recent issue.

And it got me wondering If you took all this data and put it through statistical analysis, could you reverse engineer a TEDTalk?

I don't know if Pope Benedict watches TEDTalks online, but if you do, I've got news for you Benedict I carry condoms all the time and I never get laid.

If she got pregnant before she got married, the mother is blamed for that, and she's punished.