I like jogging.

We love to do jogging, fitness.

I think jogging is good exercise.

Try to lose weight by jogging.

My father began jogging last month.

He keeps his youth by jogging.

My father goes jogging every morning.

He may be jogging around the park.

I got warm from jogging for an hour.

Those are my pants.

I ripped my pants.

These pants fit me well.

These pants fit me well.

Jogging, which is commonplace, and widely accepted as good for you, is solemn.

Whose pants are these? They are Ken's.

And then there was this Mister Splashy Pants.

They sell Mister Splashy Pants shirts and pins.

I want to buy a pair of pants.

And as you'll see now, I'm not wearing pants.

I'm going to piss my pants. Let me use it!

And that was that the Internet loves Mister Splashy Pants.

I don't need anything... just a new pair of pants.

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lt lt For the Chief Musician. A contemplation by the sons of Korah. gt gt As the deer pants for the water brooks, so my soul pants after you, God .

The idea was, Vote your conscience, vote for Mister Splashy Pants.

Everyone wants to hear their news anchor say, Mister Splashy Pants.

I thought, damn, those are going to be some big pants!

They would walk around. They would play with their skirts and pants.

Then, while jogging with my dog one morning, she pulled me into what I thought was just another illegal dump.

And her reaction inspired me to do a second annual No Pants Subway Ride.

He can't spin a web anytime he's got to pull his pants down first.

Which is pretty impressive right? We won! Mister Splashy Pants was chosen. Hmm, just kidding. Okay.

And this, this was special. Mister Pants, or Splashy, to his friends, was very popular on the Internet.

So the first project we're going to take a look at is the very first No Pants Subway Ride.

Mom, does the man just say, 'Is now the time to take off my pants?' And I said, Yes.

I mean I often think I'm going to die in a plane, or I'm going to die in an airport, or die jogging without an identification on me.

And we'll act as if it's just an unfortunate mistake we've made, forgetting our pants on this cold January day.

For me, it was simply an excuse to design a book that you could literally take the pants off of.

Gray yellow hair, army pants under a nightgown, her turning away, hiding her ravaged face in her hands, muttering an inappropriate Hi.

I'm working in Kigali, Rwanda, jogging through the steep slopes, when I see, 10 feet in front of me, a little boy 11 years old running toward me, wearing my sweater.

So, I went to the Cape last summer to hide from simplicity, and I went to the Gap, because I only have black pants.

Ultimately, the police had to inform Best Buy management that it was not, in fact, illegal to wear a blue polo shirt and khaki pants.

We can wear a sari or a hijab or pants or a boubou, and we can be party leaders and presidents and human rights lawyers.

And it wasn't long before other sites like Fark and Boing Boing and the rest of the Internet started saying, Yes! We love Splashy Pants.

Had We willed, We could have elevated him through them but he clung to the ground, and followed his desires. His metaphor is that of a dog if you chase it, it pants and if you leave it alone, it pants. Such is the metaphor of the people who deny Our signs. So tell the tale, so that they may ponder.