You never get my jokes.

JOKES

Til then, I'll keep telling jokes. I hope you keep laughing.

I love jokes.

But you can understand the jokes that we get. Sex begets babies.

Ready for some jokes?

Jokes, no copyright protection.

Don't make stupid jokes.

I don't know if you know that jokes also can't be copyright protected.

They were always making jokes.

I love jokes about animals.

His jokes really slay me.

Don't take my jokes seriously.

They all laughed at his jokes.

I really hate his dirty jokes.

He especially loves to tell jokes.

I was bored with his old jokes.

He often laughs at his own jokes.

He entertained us with jokes all evening.

Why doesn't he tell me jokes anymore?

We were all greatly amused by his jokes.

MT In that respect, magic tricks are like jokes.

First there were drums and then knock knock jokes.

It's not a joke yet those aren't the jokes.

I like the way she laughs at my jokes.

Now each of these jokes is labeled with certain attributes.

Jokes lead us down a path to an expected destination.

If you ask them, they will say, We were just joking and playing. Say, Were you making jokes about God, His revelations, and His Messenger?

If you ask them, they will say, We were just joking and playing. Say, Were you making jokes about God, His revelations, and His Messenger?

Now, you can make all the jokes you want about cow farts, but methane is 20 times more poisonous than CO2, and it's not just methane.

And, of course, we are amused by jokes because they are funny.

That comic's jokes are all old hat and we've heard them before.

I have chosen to make silly jokes about quantum mechanics and the Copenhagen interpretation.

We've got the robot in his head is a database of a lot of jokes.

And their jokes, much like the fashion designs by a fashion designer, really only work within that aesthetic.

As latecomers, we always want to say more, you know, crack better jokes, say better things, but we end up saying less because there's a gap between the mind and the tongue.

It can also learn from you about the quality of its jokes and cater things, sort of like Netflix style, over longer term to different communities or audiences, children versus adults, different cultures.

I go onto Twitter, there are all these strange words that I've never heard before FIFA, vuvuzela, weird jokes about octopi.

We're going to do some jokes, some gags, some little skits and then we're going to talk about the L1 point.

Scottish funnyman Rory Bremner convenes a historic council on the TEDGlobal stage as he lampoons Gordon Brown, Barack Obama, George W. Bush and a cast of other world leaders with his hilarious impressions and biting commentary. See if you can catch a few sharp TED in jokes.

A lot of them made jokes about trying to get us to go to the back to get heavy television sets for customers.

LONDON Groucho Marx has always been my favorite Marxist. One of his jokes goes to the heart of the failure of the ideology the dogmatic religion inflicted on our poor world by his namesake, Karl.

And one of our most popular managers jokes that, this is what he says, Google is a place where the inmates run the asylum.

And for the next two hours, they all waited with me taking turns, going up to their room, coming back, telling me jokes, distracting me.

These jokes all seem to rely on the same assumption everyone thinks that knowledge, especially scientific knowledge, should be useful. So it s funny to boast that one s own brand of knowledge, whether experimental physics, mathematics, or cosmology, is useless.