It's a mermaid.

Now go to sleep, my little mermaid.

That, of course, is the Slavic swamp mermaid.

Oh look! Mermaid come out of swamp. Oh boy!

Look. That man is tattooed. A mermaid tattoo, see?

The big tourist attraction in Denmark is The Little Mermaid.

They tried to pass a law against moving the Mermaid.

So the real Mermaid, the real water, and the real bikes.

When you go to the exhibition, you'll see the Mermaid and the pool.

Lola's a mermaid in the second number. It'll give the johns heart failure.

Now I think the whole concept of a mermaid doesn't really blend into the swamp feel.

Listen, I'm going back to the swamp mermaid. Can you call me in a little while?

And everything that was hard about the coordination cost with the Mermaid Parade is even harder here.

And then from 11 to 1, they were debating whether or not to send the Mermaid to China.

And in the middle of this sort of harbor bath, we're actually going to put the actual Little Mermaid.

They liked to draw the Little Mermaid, they'd like to draw a smurf, they'd like to draw Micky Mouse.

There are a large number of people on the Internet, a very small fraction of them have photos of the Mermaid Parade.

So that means that all 1.3 billion Chinese have grown up with The Emperor's New Clothes, The Matchstick Girl and The Little Mermaid.

And what I want to call your attention to is not the Mermaid Parade itself, charming though it is, but rather to these photos.

Right? We've created a professional class of photographers whose goal is to go out and photograph the Mermaid Parade, or whatever else they're sent out to photograph.

But to conclude, if you want to see the Mermaid from May to December next year, don't come to Copenhagen, because she's going to be in Shanghai.

So, in New York City, on the first Saturday of every summer, Coney Island, our local, charmingly run down amusement park, hosts the Mermaid Parade. It's an amateur parade people come from all over the city people get all dressed up.

So, I was able to go in and draw down photos that had been tagged Mermaid Parade. There were 3,100 photos taken by 118 photographers, all aggregated and then put under this nice, neat name, shown in reverse chronological order.

So, I'm going to start by trying to answer a question that I know each of you will have asked yourself at some point or other, and which the Internet is purpose built to answer, which is, where can I get a picture of a roller skating mermaid?