A group of divinity students at the Princeton Theological Seminary were told that they were going to give a practice sermon and they were each given a sermon topic.

And, as many people do, he was dozing off during the sermon.

(Muhammad), preach you are only a preacher.

(Muhammad), preach you are only a preacher.

Then one by one, they were told they had to go to another building and give their sermon.

They replied, It makes no difference to us whether you preach or do not preach,

They replied, It makes no difference to us whether you preach or do not preach,

The preacher delivered an extra long sermon, so that they were still out of harm's way when the wave struck.

I have a whole global governance sermon that I will spare you right now, because I don't think that's going to be enough anyway, although it's essential.

The main duty of a priest is to preach in church.

They said It is the same to us whether you preach or be not of those who preach.

They said It is the same to us whether you preach or be not of those who preach.

but we preach Christ crucified a stumbling block to Jews, and foolishness to Greeks,

but we preach Christ crucified a stumbling block to Jews, and foolishness to Greeks,

To preach the acceptable year of the Lord.

To preach the acceptable year of the Lord.

But we preach Christ crucified, unto the Jews a stumblingblock, and unto the Greeks foolishness

But we preach Christ crucified, unto the Jews a stumblingblock, and unto the Greeks foolishness

At the next Friday sermon, the women who were sitting in the side room of the mosque began to share their distress at the state of affairs.

They said, Whether you preach to us or not,

They said, Whether you preach to us or not,

I preach the message of my Lord to you and am a trustworthy advisor for you.

I preach the message of my Lord to you and am a trustworthy advisor for you.

I preach unto you the messages of my Lord, and I am unto you a counseller faithful.

I preach unto you the messages of my Lord, and I am unto you a counseller faithful.

Believers, why do you preach what you do not practice?

Believers, why do you preach what you do not practice?

For though I preach the gospel, I have nothing to glory of for necessity is laid upon me yea, woe is unto me, if I preach not the gospel!

For though I preach the gospel, I have nothing to glory of for necessity is laid upon me yea, woe is unto me, if I preach not the gospel!

And a few years ago, I was walking in Tel Aviv and I saw this graffiti on a wall, and I found it so compelling that by now I preach it to my students, and I'd like to try to preach it to you.

Now, as a preacher, I got a job. I got to preach the stuff, but I got to do it too.

For if I preach the Good News, I have nothing to boast about for necessity is laid on me but woe is to me, if I don't preach the Good News.

For if I preach the Good News, I have nothing to boast about for necessity is laid on me but woe is to me, if I don't preach the Good News.

Have forgiveness, preach the truth, and keep away from the ignorant ones.

Have forgiveness, preach the truth, and keep away from the ignorant ones.

As you go, preach, saying, 'The Kingdom of Heaven is at hand!'

As you go, preach, saying, 'The Kingdom of Heaven is at hand!'

And how shall they preach, except they be sent? as it is written, How beautiful are the feet of them that preach the gospel of peace, and bring glad tidings of good things!

And how shall they preach, except they be sent? as it is written, How beautiful are the feet of them that preach the gospel of peace, and bring glad tidings of good things!

You therefore who teach another, don't you teach yourself? You who preach that a man shouldn't steal, do you steal?

You therefore who teach another, don't you teach yourself? You who preach that a man shouldn't steal, do you steal?

Furthermore, when I came to Troas to preach Christ's gospel, and a door was opened unto me of the Lord,

Furthermore, when I came to Troas to preach Christ's gospel, and a door was opened unto me of the Lord,

And how will they preach unless they are sent? As it is written How beautiful are the feet of those who preach the Good News of peace, who bring glad tidings of good things!

And how will they preach unless they are sent? As it is written How beautiful are the feet of those who preach the Good News of peace, who bring glad tidings of good things!