Santa Claus Speaks German

We all love Santa Claus, right?

My son believes in Santa Claus.

We won't talk about Santa Claus then.

Tom showed her the letter from Santa Claus.

The government, meanwhile, has been acting like Santa Claus.

I mean, she's seven. Julie, there is no Santa Claus.

So I said, Well, Mom and Dad, what about Santa Claus?

I mean, Santa Claus knows if you're naughty or nice, right?

I was nine years old when I asked my mom if Santa Claus really existed.

My parents had this whole elaborate story about Santa Claus how they had talked to Santa Claus himself and agreed that instead of Santa delivering our presents over the night of Christmas Eve, like he did for every other family who got to open their surprises first thing Christmas morning, our family would give Santa more time.

So, to find out that there was no Santa Claus at all was actually sort of a relief.

But when I got to the top of the steps, I turned around dramatically and said, Oh, by the way, Bill, there is no Santa Claus.

There's only one obvious conclusion to reach from this mountain of evidence our family was too strange and weird for even Santa Claus to come visit, and my poor parents were trying to protect us from the embarrassment, this humiliation of rejection by Santa, who was jolly but, let's face it, he was also very judgmental.

And he was actually afraid to meet the young children who read his books for fear that they were expecting him this kind of jolly Santa Claus like figure and would be disappointed with his more reserved persona.

STOCKHOLM A couple of years ago, a Canadian minister proudly declared that Santa Claus was a citizen of Canada. After all, his home and toy factory are at the North Pole, which, according to the minister s interpretation, belongs to Canada.

Though Santa Claus has not commented on the matter, it is now clear that he could choose several passports when he travels the world on December 24th. In 2007, a privately funded mini submarine planted a Russian flag directly beneath his alleged home.

But for the time being, neither Santa Claus, nor anyone else, has reason to be worried. The nature of the Lomonosov Ridge will be debated for years to come, while his thoughts and ours are likely to be focused on more immediate issues.

I do not have that hat. I wish I had that hat.

Tim's sundial hat.

The Battle for Santa Claus s Home

Santa lives at the North Pole.

Is this hat yours?

Put your hat on.

Which hat is yours?

Put on the hat.

There were two Jeeps on Santa Cruz.

Assert 'hat rule' returned NULL.

She wants a new hat.

She put on her hat.

She's wearing a black hat.

Her hat looked very funny.

His hat isn't on straight.

She is wearing a hat.

Does she like my hat?

She was wearing a black hat.

He would always wear his hat.

That hat cost around fifty dollars.

Keep this information under your hat.

My hat is bigger than Jim's.

They both are wearing a hat.

She showed us a beautiful hat.

That gentleman usually wears a hat.

The wind blew her hat off.

You've put your hat on backwards.