You gonna buy it?

Today I'm gonna die.

All the previous trials were positive, and we know this one's gonna be too.

I'm gonna call the police!

Is the country gonna make it?

Yeah! I'm gonna get crazy now.

I said, I'm gonna copy this.

Signing off, gonna take a shower.

And we thought, Oh, they're going to storm the gates, they're gonna love it. And they didn't.

But there's gonna be bad news somewhere.

How could you? The world's gonna end.

So we're gonna play something together anyway.

Who's gonna read such a thick book?

We are now gonna do some slope and y intercept problems as well. y intercept problems as well.

And my mother believed that something had gone wrong, and she was gonna find out what it was, and she was gonna fix it.

So check it, I'm gonna to catch mockingbirds.

NM Well, we're gonna play one together now.

I'll do that, then I'm gonna jerk off.

I think I'm gonna sneeze. Give me a tissue.

Looks like its gonna be a long old day.

So I said to myself, OK, great we're gonna collect all kinds of specimens. We're gonna go to all these different locations. It's going to be wonderful.

After the big macho Rrrrrrr BAM! We're gonna hit this thing in the face, then we bring in the velvet gloves.

It's gonna be so great when the pain stops. Ow!

So here we are, seven years, 500 interviews later, and I'm gonna tell you what really leads to success and makes TED sters tick.

So I'm gonna take you through what I think is a remarkable sequence.

None of us can predict the future, but we do know one thing about it and that's that it ain't gonna go according to plan.

Number one do nothing. This thing ain't broke, so I ain't gonna fix it.

And so I made a commitment. I say, I'm gonna not eat my breakfast.

BP I heard momma and Tizzy whisper, and they said I was gonna die soon.

When most people think about the beginnings of AIDS, they're gonna think back to the 1980s.

I'm gonna sing this song, just to inspire you how this woman has made a difference.

One was a motley collection of volunteers who just decided, you know, we really need this, we should write one, and what are we going to do with what well, we're gonna share it! And other people will be able to develop it.

I went back to him and I was sort of asking him, you know, what am I gonna do?

I thought, Finally, oh yeah great, big company, I'm gonna work with somebody with money for tooling and molding.

Brad Pitt Well, I heard momma and Tizzy whisper, and they said I was gonna die soon, but ... maybe not.

Second doctor We're gonna take this nice and easy, Jake. First doctor Well, do you want to sit up? That's fine.

I'm gonna talk a little bit about open source security, because we've got to get better at security in this 21st century.

And I'm gonna try and do that within the 18 minute time span that we were told to stay within, and to follow the TED commandments that is, actually, something that creates a near death experience, but near death is good for creativity.

The Life Box you're gonna be getting a DVD of the TED conference you add soil, you add water, you have mycorrhizal and endophytic fungi as well as spores, like of the Agarikon mushroom.

And so I'm going to use, as the metaphor, this association quantum mechanics, which I really don't understand, but I'm still gonna use it as the process for explaining how it is the metaphor.

If I should have a daughter, instead of Mom, she's gonna call me Point B, because that way she knows that no matter what happens, at least she can always find her way to me.

And tomorrow you're going to fake it, you're going to make yourself powerful, and, you know, you're gonna And you're going to go into the classroom, and you are going to give the best comment ever.

But what happens, as this occurs, is that we lose our magnetic field around the Earth over the period of about 100 years, and that means that all these cosmic rays and particles that are to come streaming at us from the sun, that this field protects us from, are well, basically, we're gonna fry.

When your children and grandchildren sort of pose questions to you about this period of time, one of the things they're gonna ask you, is how it was they we allowed some of our closest living relatives, some of the most valuable and endangered species on our planet, to go extinct because we weren't able to address some of the issues of poverty in these parts of the world.

There was a brief political infatuation among some Westerners in the 1960 s with Nehru jackets and Maoist revolution, but it was brief. As John Lennon sang in 1968, if you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao, you ain t gonna make it with anyone anyhow.